I find it amusing that I am sometimes able to have a complete conversation with Husband while he's asleep, and he has no idea later this ever took place (until I
tease tell him about it, obviously).
This was said by him in a sweet, laughing kind of voice: "Fluffy, noooooo!"
I of course then asked: "Who's Fluffy?"
"Some sort of half-penguin, half-duck".
"What did Fluffy do?"
"He... peed on me!"
I of course tried to google "half penguin half duck" and unfortunately no such picture exists. I considered either drawing one myself or some sort of photoshop adventure, but I'm neither that talented or motivated sorry!
So instead here are cute pictures of penguins and ducks, and you can use your own imagination for what Fluffy looks like (in my thoughts, he's also pink for some reason).